tiny purple fish

My friend Shane is a barrister specialising in family, criminal and human rights law ... plus, he quite the specialist on DNA as courtroom evidence, which, contrary to what we see on crime dramas, isn't processed in blue-lit laboratory and can't instantly identify culprits! 

He's branching out into a speaking career and has plenty of sordid or fascinating stories tucked up his well-cuffed sleeves. This, of course, means launching a promotional website, which is where I come in. The design uses a crazy panoramic image format, but I'm sure you'll agree that I've squeezed as much of Shane and his curiously-decorated office as possible into each one.